Vlade could call Harden to tell him to be a less blatant fl0pper.

Butt Dial 911? Sorry, reliving my youth here.

Barry, if you really are reverse jinx, please write an article about how terrible my New York Rangers are going to be. I promise not to tell you to “go suck a dick.”

I’ll tell you what it actually does for me:

Counter-point: Your take is very bad and deserves to be buried underneath Yucca Mountain.

I might be in the minority but I am absolutely electroshock, three-alarm, bat-guano nuts about this piece of news.

It’s amazing they were freaked out about a female pilot, but not about the fact that you could bring a veritable arsenal on to the plane with little-to-no trouble.

“All-beef? What’s that?”

What is it with NFL personalities and feet? Rex Ryan with his fetish videos, Jerry Richardson offering foot rubs to female employees, Roger Goodell putting his foot in his mouth every time he speaks...

“Must be nice.”

Well, it kind of is.

This is a very good comment in response to a very bad comment.

Asbury Park. We don’t get down with that Philly mess.

I don’t see the big deal. Don’t you guys remember Mel Allen singing “The Flintstones” theme song every time Yogi Berra went deep?

But do you think LBJ wants to play on this trashawful team that struggles to get out of round one? I personally would like for him to retire a Cav but it’s not looking like a likelihood now.

Madden is hunched over there. He’s 5’11” according to Baseball Reference.

Dan Gilbert is already drafting the angry press release, but this time he learned his lesson.

LeGone James

This kind of reminds me of the toxic Larry Brown-Stephon Marbury relationship, except I think Nacional Potosí is probably a better basketball team than the 2005/06 Knicks.

There’s really no joke here, I just truly hope a scorpion crawls up your peehole.