#crapitals?

The economic angst from these fans is overwhelming.

Growing up as an athlete, I still say there was no bigger sports thrill than launching one off the wall and hustling around the bases for an inside-the-park homer.

I believe everyone, no matter how forward thinking they like to believe they are, is entitled to the occasional crotchety, old-man opinion.

Triggered!

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

In related news, the Dodgers traded that puddle of shit to the Marlins for Starlin Castro and J.T. Realmuto.

[Affects an Alistair Cook accent]

Bruh, you haven’t had a Hazy Double Dry-Hopped Beef Wellington DIPA before? Do you even beer, bruh?

“If only the Hornets had scored 148“

Is “Arsh” short for “Arshhole”?

Jeez, I’ve never done anything like that in a public place.

“Oh, it’s very possible.”

This is the worst thing to happen to the state of Arizona since that time they became the Godforsaken state of Arizona.

I’m pretty sure that, given his family background, Lonzo is very familiar with the art of the troll.

Let’s be friends.

This Kinja is great.

“Which movie would most closely resemble your mother’s life: Pretty Woman, Leaving Las Vegas, or MILFs For Money 7: The Fuck Fest To End All Fuck Fests?”

“STICK TO SPROTS DWAYNE WASE!!$!”

“Shady business,” or as it’s called in the Kushner family, “business.”