Same here. Can someone explain?

+1 good dose of thunder

My house in New Jersey came with three dozen local pizzeria menus and a copy of Artie Lange’s “Too Fat To Fish”

This is a pretty epic troll.

Cold Take: Nikola Jokic is fun and good.

“YES, YES, YES!” is what I say to this comment.

She only had those earmuffs on because she was afraid Phil Simms would be the color commentator.

Underrated

Oh, hey Gronk.

Hookers in Minneapolis are lovely, and they’ve been known to send you Christmas cards.

Philly has a very good restaurant scene, which makes eating horseshit unnecessary, but an even better bar scene, which made this inevitable.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

Saltier than a poorly made clam chowder.

I wish there was a “love” button for this comment.

+1 I actually lol’d. My battery throwing friends did not.

“I’m beginning to think I won’t live to see Hobby Kinderdine make the cut.”

Sure, T.O. is a Hall of Famer now, and he owned Jason “Never Met A Black Athlete I Wouldn’t Patronize” Whitlock on social media, but he can’t take away Whitlock’s three-peat performance as the “Beef Brisket Boss” at the Kansas City Annual Competitive Eating Bonanza.

Weird, I put up a 30-24-4-3-6 line last night too.

Is it wrong that I want to drive that truck?

Yeah, I hope he lives long enough for Willard Scott to give him a birthday shoutout on the Today Show, followed by a “JK rot in prison, fuckface.”