Take this star as a token of my appreciation, you beautiful bastard.

Pfft, Vlad would’ve crushed that one for a stand-up double.

Huh. I’m used to seeing J.R. take that exact same shot with 17 seconds left on the shot clock.

“This is the biggest conspiracy since Chief Howard Hyde (Craig T. Nelson in a classic, understated performance) tried to set up Scott Turner (Tom Hanks in a role that can only be described as “Westphal in the ‘76 Finals”) to cover up his money laundering scheme in Turner and Hooch, which is one of the essential cop…

+1

Like most masons, the answer was “buried under a pile of bricks.”

Good. Maybe now my friends can stop telling me how a guy with a .253/.312/.410 slash line is elite.

Thank God he didn’t tell Karl Rove he wanted to kiss him.

Weird to see dysfunction from this team.

“Net Worth: $29"

I am also a Bulls fan.

When I saw the kid wearing a Derrick Rose jersey, I figured he would dribble around for 23 seconds and then tear his ACL.

It’s amazing that in the crap fest that was the 2000 draft, 42 people were taken before Michael Redd.

I don’t have a joke or an insightful comment to add here.

Took him less than a minute to dig in and sit back down.

Thank you. The world was a better place with lime.

Pretty sure Lavar Ball would have swatted that dunk into the stands.

This is a good time to remember that most baseball players are very, very stupid.

I think the only reason they’re looking at Popovich is because fellow Indiana native John Wooden hasn’t been answering his phone for 7 years.