Someone should abort his baseball career.

I can attest to this. I used to hate the Spurs for a number of reasons- Bruce Bowen, sanctimoniousness, Finals games that ended 79-74. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained an appreciation of the team that is based almost entirely on how awesome Pop is.

No, but as a mediocre German speaker, I will try to create one:

Is it just me, or was Nene fouled like 200 times on that putback attempt?

I think any team not currently employing Karl-Anthony Towns or Anthony Davis would jump at the chance to grab a 7'3" 21 year-old averaging 18 points and 2 blocks and shooting 38% from three on the disfunctional clown car that is the Knicks. If anything, the parade of distractions (Dolan vs. Oakley, Phil vs. Melo, Rose…

According to ESPN, the Lakers found the Kings’ asking price too high, which should make you question the leadership of both franchises...

This bullshit sounds like a rule from Vince McMahon’s Xtreme League Baseball.

I’ve never before watched someone figuratively die on stage and wished the saying were literal.

“President Manning spoke to the nation in the Gatorade Rose Garden in the late afternoon, shortly before boarding the Nationwide Air Force One and heading to the presidential retreat at Camp Papa John for a long weekend.”

Hey there! Just flying in quickly to let you know you are a tremendous, unlovable dickhead, and then...

I want to like this, but you’re at 38 stars.

I really strongly dislike Schilling for a number of reasons, but his advanced stats are way beyond the threshold for the Hall, as are most of his traditional stats except for wins.

Was about to post this myself. Well done.

Except Jack Morris was not a Hall of Fame pitcher. Also, there’s the Jennifer Frey incident.

You’re a real piece of shit.

Good teen.

Well then tell your mom to un-star your comment, because no objective person would willingly recognize such dumbassery. 

I was never a passionate football fan to begin with, but this was the first impetus for me to tune it out.

I think you might mean Al Bundy.