I think He decided that a long time ago.

And here the Ryan brothers were all excited, gearing up for some Sunday Brissett.

Today we found out that Theo Epstein likes to disguise himself as a mustachioed bleacher bum and A.J. Preller likes to disguise himself as a competent G.M.

Thank you.

I think millennial Leno should go back to doing third rate, hackneyed impressions of famous singers and other frat-quality, faux-viral nonsense. This is not a flattering look for him.

Maybe he’s just Disrupting.

John Olerud comes to mind. In 1988 with Washington State University he batted .464 with 23 dingers and a .876 slugging percentage, while going 15-0 with 113 K’s and a 2.49 era.

Not to nitpick, but Monte Irvin was elected to the HoF predominantly on account of his stellar career in the Negro Leagues, although he played at an all-star level with the Giants in his early 30's.

To be fair, footage of an officer shooting at a suspect is his preferred lead-in.

We haven’t heard the last of Roger Ailes. Rumor has it, he will be running for Mayor of Gotham.

Understandable, my apologies! My spelling has become worse and worse with every passing day.

Ah yes, the bigoted Barbie doll in her natural habitat. A favorite right-wing trope.

In all seriousness, what IS wrong with you, you racist fascist shitlord?

George W. Bush was America’s compassionate colonoscopy. Donald Trump is our authoritarian colonoscopy. Either way, there is a load of shit coming our way.

All I know is that if I’m ever an NBA player, I’m refusing to play for a city where the bartenders have to hide behind curtains.

Fuck this kid. I don’t have a witty comment.

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

Correction: He shot 10 of 28 from the foul line in last year’s finals, and 37 of 71 from the field.

That video made my day. That, and the fact that I won’t be bombarded daily with pictures of Ted Cruz anymore.

This was painfully corny and uncomfortable to watch, but certainly not worthy of termination. I mean hell, Ernie Anastos told us to “keep fucking that chicken” and kept his job.