Pretty sure all of those fans booing couldn’t have misplayed that ball that gracefully AND put up a smoking .100/.100/.150 slash line.

I remember watching this as a teenage guitarist, and being completely awestruck. I was used to the tepid, somber tributes to musical legends that typical populate awards shows and couldn’t believe the audacity with which he played. It was one of the single most inspiring performances I had ever seen. I immediately…

Some people in the greys are boring liberal scolds like myself, who enjoy Old World wine, Multicultural Cuisine, Australian-style Gun Control, and being completely ignored in the Deadspin comment section.

Hey there, friend! I came here to politely ask you to reconsider your comment, which may not have sounded as callous in your head as it came off. I wanted to remind everyone that we have all said things that we regret and sometimes our words come out less filtered than they should be. I wanted to resist my urge to say…

I was excited for the moment in the general election debates when a malfunctioning Rubio, wires sparking and server smoking, is scolded by his opponent:

I agree completely.

He could’ve ridden a horse to work everyday if he had just stayed in Cuba.

NOTHING ESCAPES THE GINGER HAMMER.

I slogged through a brutal 2000 or so words of this piece. There are more unnecessary clauses and unpleasant sentence structures than a Bulwer-Lytton entry.

As a long time observer of our political process, this is almost certainly as valid as our current method.

I’m not a Sixers fan and I tend to be highly critical of The Process.

Everyone knows Colin’s show was a venue for ad hominem attacks on John Wall and not politics.

+ 1 Sajak/Sandler 2020

Tea-conomics 101:

It feels so wrong and yet so right to star this.

I wonder if Von Miller’s name confuses the German audience.

Yeah, but Great Leaders don’t chase viewers; they repel them...or something.

Let’s send Skip and Stephen A. to FS1 to join Colin and Jason for what would be the worst round table debate show that no one would watch.

This is excellent.

Jim Tomsula invited them to come keep him company at the ruins of Candlestick, where he will teach them how to fashion an oven out of a shoebox, some tin foil, and a match.