She looks so much like her aunt it’s not even funny.

Doesn’t Anna Merlan have a graduate journalism degree from Columbia? I think she does.

Assuming someone is telling the truth just because they say they are is how people end up sending money to Nigerian princes, buying lemons from dealerships and convicting innocent people.

More useless gestures from the left. Messages from a light projector? Oh yeah, that’ll show everyone!

Great idea there. You haven’t been paid in a month, so why don’t you volunteer to continue not making money?

If it’s not a Russian troll, surely it’s the winner of a Russian troll lookalike contest.

It’s so damn fake it’s not even funny. Given GMG’s history with respecting privacy, you’d have to be a damned fool to identify yourself to their staff. But you know this author’s identity will remain confidential because the author is imaginary.

This is why I can’t take your clown ass nor your shit employer seriously.

More benevolent? Debateable.

No, it seems you are a huge fan of judging people’s personalities based on appearance alone.

But this is different because it’s not the same!

I have serious issues with your definitions of the words ‘interesting’ and ‘thoughtful.’

Optics carefully crafted by the media to be disingenuous and misleading. It’s not a shocker when the people who are against you cast you in a bad light.

Commentors? What about writers?

I think you meant “we valued free speech,” because it sure doesn’t seem that way anymore.

You are easily impressed.

They can’t pull their heads out of their asses because that’s where they naturally grow.

They’re gonna mau-mau him until the end of time, then start over again!

What happened at the WTC? I forget...

Nah, I think you mean Jim Cramer looks like Lenin.