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You can call it that, I call it pragmatism.

If we cut back on the biofuel and burn more coal instead, we just might be able to scare up enough corn to see us through.

You just blew their minds. Brain matter is all over the floor. They’re dead.

Well, if that malevolent being does in fact exist, it would be better if you had done what they said.

What about the mote in your own eye? Railing against evil capitalists and employees of Fox News while working at a for profit scandal sheet.

Amen to that. Jesus actually did stuff, unlike these clowns who just create hashtags.

What is your plan if he is malevolent?

This may surprise y’all on the left, but even within the same party, people frequently have differing opinions on some things.

Lolz. The soldiers fighting this ‘war’ are nothing to be afraid of.

Oh, I’ve noticed. If you took a screenshot of Stormfront, opened it in Paint and then hit ‘invert colors,’ you’d basically end up with a screenshot of The Root.

For now. Until Univision dumps his ass and he’s standing in the unemployment line between Colin Kaepernick and Jemele Hill.

You know, technically speaking, his writing is actually better than many of the writers on this shit group of sites. I’d say Anna Merlan is the worst offender.

You wanna see someone get really pissed about ‘cultural appropriation’? Let an actual African immigrant come across a US born black person who can’t even find Africa on a map trying to channel their inner ‘heritage.’

The fact that all y’all think that she, who hasn’t even started the job yet, can just come in, snap her fingers and solve all these complicated issues tells me one important thing.

I’m gonna go out on that very same limb and say that most of the white people they hate have more black friends than they have white friends. 

You’re absolutely right. I’m thinking the only thing he disliked about Plessy v Ferguson and ‘separate but equal’ was that black people were on the wrong side of the inequality.

I would say ‘Preach, preacher!’, but that might offend agnostics, athiests and adherents to religions without clerics. So I’ll just say ‘Amen’ instead.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Political party says opposing political party is dying!

Are the white people you buy gifts for aware of how much you detest them?

The right actually doesn’t care. As the left loves to point out the right is full of misogynistic, racist assholes, correct? All the right is doing is giving the left a taste of its own medicine. It’s to say “So you really want outrage lynch mobs over perceived slights? Well here you go. Here’s one.