NO ONE should be using this word yet we reward some people with million of dollars for the continued use and distribution of this word.

CX-3 is based on the Mazda2.

That’ll be hell in a bad Michigan winter.

Sad. I guess being dead for 400 years really changes a person.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Damn right; on a plantation, the gates were used to keep the coloreds inside the premises. #Progress

Go to a massage parlor and you won’t have to.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

Given public education spending can a high school in Arkansas really afford to be letting teams cut down the basketball nets?

All I can see when I look at that logo at half court is the Homestar Runner logo.

There, everything looks so much better when you throw a few primary colors at it.

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

If someone wanted Pinto destroyed, they'd just have to bump into him at a low speed.

And we all thought Nathan Peterman would be the most pointless addition in California this week.

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

I too pretended my account was hacked after my wife saw my Insta story

NEW YORK-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Drew Magary?”

?? I hrdly know her!!