why the fuck is Rovell not evergreen

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.

This only proves Chris Wondolowski definitely murdered someone.

There’s still a shot but they’ll probably pass

In the agonizing leadup to the move, San Diego newspersons would make the trip to L.A. and do man-on-the-street interviews, asking passersby if they were stoked at the prospect of the return of the NFL, and if so, which team they wanted, since at the time the Raiders were also jockeying for position. And eight times…

From the moment each team arrived in L.A., it was clear that nobody who actually lived there gave a shit about the Rams or Chargers.

See, the problem is that they only moved 2 teams there. If they had gone ahead and moved all three teams, they’d be getting three times as much money! That’s just simple math.

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

I was actually looking for the “A-Rod slaps the glove” gif, but I found this instead and will be using it as my stock gif response forever now.

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

honestly? a mascot that slips twice and then hits a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun is the PERFECT mascot for the flyers

Pretty sure Gritty has been selling grilled cheese in the parking lot before Phish shows for years.

Well I thought it was a Persiwasive argument

I would think losing to Troy, at home,  is more of hitting rock bottom than getting trucked by Michigan.

The only thing we can be certain Patrick Reed has stolen is that choker necklace from the 90's.