How long before Torch imports a Changli Hornet? 

Doesn’t the Crosstrek get oddly terrible mileage while also being under-powered. We drive in the mountains a lot where a little power matters. Also, I love a Subaru but their quality control isn’t confidence inspiring. Meanwhile, I did some terrible things to my Matrix and it was a champ. 

AWD, hatchback, and manual - my wife would buy that car this minute. Crossover is nearly a meaningless word at this point because there isn’t a clear definition. The Mazda CX-3 really doesn’t have any more clearance than the Mazda 3 hatch. It doesn’t really have any off road chops - what exactly is it crossed with?…

The Instagram post uses the phrase “2021 Corolla Crossover.” Is is a Matrix? I miss my Matrix, would buy another.

What the hell is a Dragan Bender?

There are two people on the left side of the Cobra one. The guy is filming on his phone and the woman is watching the game - they are clearly wearing Raptors stuff. As soon as it goes in, they immediately start kissing. What is going on there?

Ok, I was joking but now there is an entire damn article about this!

I think we are all waiting for Rovell to tweet about how this impacts Nike’s bottom line.

I think that “repeatedly want to sign him long term” is probably supposed to be “reportedly.” 

+1 large marge reference:

Do French basketball fans have to read wandering think pieces about the relationship between domestic leagues, the NBA, and the national team?

Everybody wants to second guess these gutsy calls... You telling me that in that moment, you would have passed it to your own team?

Mexico City: needs more smoke to be a proper Monday night game. 

The only thing that Deadspin and Trump have in common is an appreciation for overcooked beef. 

Yeah! What kind of Deadspin article is this? That video starts with a long segment of junk shot. Shouldn’t that be the headline here?

Not watching this video starts with not watching Europa League games. 

The way the oversized head folds down....I'm dead now.

I think if there is anything we’ve learned in the last couple years, its that the fanciest dogs are encouraged to shit on the carpet.

All you need to know about the forth team in Group D is that every other team is going to have to play in Eastern Europe, probably in late fall. Teams don’t relish those games. If you want to know more, the English name for the team is Red Star Belgrade.