Doesn’t explain the hat...

I’m not sure you want to be so hard on Villanueva’s career when you clearly just came from a moonlighting gig painting houses:

Melted this poor guy’s face:

Not sure about the goal but “The ball goes inside!” might be the call of the year.

I feel like the correct analogy is Suarez. They have the same infinite belief that they can dribble through somebody.

Best of both worlds: MacAskill and road bikes; produced by Ashton.

Usually a ball dumps its spin on the first bounce. The real trick here is that the ball waits until the second bounce to get rid of all the spin from the tackle (must have bounced on its spin axis first). Comically tough luck.

I think it might be more fun to have a game where we get to re-name the Plumlees.

Let’s be clear about how bad the current CUSA is. This is not the CUSA from the 90s: http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketb…

Calm down. Tom Izzo teams have often achieved or over-achieved in the tournament. In fact, Izzo has 7 final four appearances since 1995. If people conclude that he consistently prepares teams to succeed in the tournament, that is pretty reasonable analysis.

Fuck that. The billion dollar idea is wheels.

Is this really how NFL equipment managers work? When I play sports, I look at the field during warm up and pick the right cleats. Charlotte got an inch of rain last Friday so longer cleats are recommended. It's snowing there now so the turf might be different Sunday. Or we could just blindly trust the Seahawks.

Don't forget split boards, they made skiing better too.

I thought you had it backwards, 20 feet and into the ground...Manning is a prime suspect.

Scientifically speaking, that has already been established:

Here is the Belichick trick play:

“Are we saying that listening to the Stephen A. Smith show is acceptable.”

This is a rare scenario and the upside is that starters play to the end of every game in the group stage since points matter. Fans also root until the end of blowouts. I wouldn’t want it all the time but it would be fun for a side competition. Plus, we’d get to watch coaches bungle their way through it for 5 years.

What a strange world this is where people are worried about Ben Roethlisberger’s brain. Are we sure this is worth protecting?

The problem is that it takes many watchings before you can embrace the stupid. I’m not sure I would have come to appreciate it had it not been for the summer that I lived in a house with no cable or antenna but did have a VHS copy of Zoolander.