He was worried that it would make him gay if they touched.

Oh my

Who was the ESPN NBA report that did this? Was it listed in the linked story, because I didn’t see it?

So, you want him chastised and out of the league because the NBA found no evidence, but the lawsuit is still going on? Or am I just reading this wrong?

I don’t know, Lauren. I kinda started to worry June 26,2015.

This is criminally underrated.

“Nashville is its nexus: just one generic honkytonk after another, each one trying to deafen passersby with the soundtrack to a fucking ICE raid.” This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

Still one of my favorites, Chris.

You SOB. So good.

You are sooooo wrong. Please believe me.

Yup, about 90% of this state is made up of guys like that...fuck

Think about it though. If you love something, and you can make filthy amounts of money doing it, would it matter where you did it? And I think it mainly has to do with the second part of my statement, if I said the whole thing mainly as a joke. It’s probably true.

This is satirical, right?

Very well said

It’s not only about money though, man. It’s the love of the game... and being told that you’re complete shit and worth more sitting on the bench than in the lineup lol.

So Trumpian of Dana White. I’m not surprised, what a douche. I wish Cyborg would make him keister his stupid fucking bald head. 

Yeah, they’re probably just waiting for next season so they can pay Batum as much money as possible.

Hahahaha, I thought the same thing. But the way you worded it was masterful and made me laugh until crying. Rampaging lol

I definitely read it as Nathan Peterman. Had a wtf moment and had to reread it three times just to make sure Nathan Peterman wouldn’t be throwing picks for the A’s.