You joke but you might literally be correct

All they needed to do was yell, “no-homo” while tackling him if they didn’t want to turn gay.

Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

Maybe it doesn’t apply to Schefter or Woj, but I suspect this is the only way reporters will be able to make a living in 5 years. 

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

This not a celebration of his death. It is a mourning that he will not be here to face the consequences of his existence.

And let me add, I hate when people say don’t speak ill of the dead. If someone was a piece of shit their whole life, then you are allowed to say it when they are dead too. 

Get fucked.

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

To be fair, he was too busy testing balcony furniture for its aerodynamics.

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

He is an army veteran who chose to support the country that he defended as a fellow army veteran myself I understand but civilians dont understand what the flag actually means to us. It’s a rally cry to defend ungrateful people who complain while we sacrifice our blood sweat tears and family’s and our lives so you can…

“No.”—The Ghost of Huey Long

I have no idea.

how dare you, Drew Brees is a saint 

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

If you think Bell was standing up for others then the joke’s on you....

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there.