Ahahahaha. Very nice.

Raising a barn is hard work, but it’s not rocket science. All you have to be is a little strong and somewhat coordinated. If my dumbshit cousins can do it, then about anyone could do it.

The only thing magic about the Magic Bus is that it continues to murder people even after all of these years of murdering people. Just rename it the Murder Bus.

Blue Jays: Hey Stroman, your wish is granted. You’re going home. You’ve been traded to New York *whispers* Mets.

Yeah, we, like a lot of sports fans that invest their time and money into refer to the team they support. WE aren’t all cranky dipshits. 

Oh...ohhh...ohhhhhhhh! Sorry, that was so good, I just Kinja’ed. +1 you bastard. 

Come on man. It’s not more ethical, but it is definitely more fucked up. There is a huge difference. Don’t be like that...

This is all so dumb... I hope he does fight in the octagon, gets the shit kicked out of him, and then this all stops forever. But it won’t, because money.

Yup, that’s very true. I actually forgot about the guy for a while.

I pretty much agree with you. He probably should have just called kneels if he was being completely safe though. All he did was put the workload on his rb

The sad thing is that this guy loves the game. And he sure as hell isn’t going to turn down money to play it. I know I’m beating a dead colt, but someone has to stop things like this from happening.

And then Pitino is going to double countersue, and be like “Well, it was your job to know what the fuck I was doing!” Then the earth explodes.

As I get ready to sleep, it’s nice to feel slightly worse about the state of affairs in the country than when I woke up this morning. First bit of hope I’ve felt since the crazy geriatric fuck of a president was sworn into office. Let’s hope that this is a sign of things to come.

Kind of dumb that some people are concerned about the Angels losing out on this. They took a shot at a player that could turn out to be a generational talent. Even if this injury turns into something major down the road, the risk is totally worth it. They are paying jack shit for a major draw.

Pay-per-viewbortion hahahaha. That’s great.

Every Christmas, Antonio Cromartie wishes he would have microwaved his nuts.

Just the tip

I’d say it’s almost a certainty that he tore his ACL. Shit looked like somebody used his leg as a diving board.