I mean, I don’t really like phones and would happily go back to a world where we had landlines and no one could bother me if I’m anywhere but home. However, I still have one as a necessary 21st century evil.

Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller

I’m confused by your comment. What is the privilege here?

not everyone wants to cram it into their filthy gullets as quick as possible

The pay would insultingly low for an established professional or firm, but for someone trying to get their foot in the door of the industry this would be more about opportunity and exposure than money.

I played the hell out of Legacy of the Duelist. Now there’s an updated version on the Switch, complete with all DLC, new cards, new duels, and all portable?

On shorts, I guess.

I worked at a Pizza Hut with a lunch buffet. We got to eat anything that was left on the buffet when we closed it down, as well as the traditional “returned pizzas are a free-for-all” situation.

Is there any other sport like American football where the fans and pundits feel like the players owe them something? And said fans/pundit industry feel they have a divine right to dictate behavioral standards to the players?

If you’ve got to live in the Midwest you could do much worse than Indianapolis. It is the best city within a 600 mile radius of itself (Chicago is overrated and overpriced).

There are no good guys in this story.

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Talespin, Darkwing Duck

I never expected that I’d live in a world that necessitated this headline.

I also saw Good Boys. It is objectively good. A quirky joke out of nowhere every scene. Clever writing. Two of the kids are very likable, with the third representing a character that we’ve all had in our lives at one point or another. I think it was a great premise that was executed well. Superbad is overrated.

I actually think that a live action Hercules that leans into the weird Vegas aesthetic of the original is rife with possibilities.

There’s a series of Home Depot commercials that always says that whatever they are selling (vanities, etc.) are “on trend,” which is another phrase that needs to go.

If we refused to partake from all companies that had some executive who supported Trump we’d all have to start farming.

All of the AYCE sushi I’ve ever encountered involves the paper menu situation Clint describes. It doesn’t just sit there, it is made fresh, you just have unlimited access to the menu for a flat fee.

I’m amazed at how many 80s and 90s kids have just now everyone has discovered that the stuff they watched religiously as kids was, for the most part, absolute and total garbage.