I live in Utah and come across Moose sometimes. They are usually chill, but when they are mad or want to move fast it is a goddamned nightmare. Like an earthquake with antlers.

It would be great if he was asleep for like 20 years and had to deal with going through rehab and then being a middle-aged spy in a world he doesn’t understand, friends who have moved on, and (obviously) his mom’s brain in a cyborg.

I for some reason saw this movie right after it came out on video, but it feels like a fever dream and I remember nothing about it other than flashes of confusion.

Adding raisins is more of a Midwest thing. Here in Utah white people add pastrami to things, for a reason I have yet to discover.

Historically no, but God changed his mind about that in 1978.

If I’m voting for a dark, gritty reboot of a quest I want it to be Seaquest.

I remember picking this up because Stone Cold Steve Austin started showing up on it, and I was an edgy teen who would watch anything Stone Cold Steve Austin did.

He’ll make a better Area 51. With blackjack. And hookers!

I’ve known that chicken thighs were superior to breasts since the first time I ever ate chicken. It is crazy to me that it took this long for others to notice.

Not everywhere that isn’t California is “bumfuck nowhere,” and California is certainly not innocent of the occasional waste-of-time legislation.

I’m from Tennessee and am actually going back east for the first time in years next week. I’ll be hitting up Krystal as soon as I get to town.

I wouldn’t trust Booker to take down a ham sandwich, but the Biden/Harris rematch should be tasty.

Except for City Diner. Fuck that place.

If attempting to shame them back underground were a viable strategy they would be underground already.

The same can be said of corndogs.

I lived in Kent making six figures and could barely afford it. Even the $15 minimum wage is a pittance in King County if you don’t want roommates.

Not quite all. Those bastards left out Generations.

The n-bombs were period-realistic, and I’m not sure what you mean by black culture fetishization. I’m black too, and while I do agree it got pretty gratuitous, it is still a great movie.

The St. Louis Slinger is the best St. Louis-specific food. Second is fried ravioli. Third is gooey butter cake. Fourth is being hit by a truck. Fifth is a tie for everything else. Sixth is St. Louis-style pizza.

Thank you for writing this. I am not gay, but I am black and at times have run into the similar issue of everyone (aka white people) being outraged that something is racist except for me.