Japan, where age of consent is 14 and who has a consistent record of sexualizing middle schoolers, sexualize middle schooler.

SNL hasn’t been great in about a decade at least, but a lot of your reasoning as to why is nonsense. Can’t a sketch comedy show just be a sketch comedy show? We have five days a week of late night shows to comedically lampoon Trump and the Republicans. “Not enough politics!” is not a valid criticism of SNL.

I’d try some locust-based meat, they are just like huge crickets anyway.

I cannot fathom not knowing how to eat fried chicken. I’m mixed, and both my Polish white grandmother and my Virginian black grandmother served it weekly. It doesn’t really get further apart than that, so if they both made fried chicken then who the hell doesn’t?

The chicken biscuit is a vastly underrated breakfast sandwich. In some parts of the country they will look at you like you have two heads if you even ask for it, but as a southern boy at heart I need my occasional chicken biscuit to remain my best self.

Mixed-ish doesn’t make any sense. She’s just mixed. There is no ‘ish’.

I can tell you everything you need to know about Instagram right now:

Of course not, but it is also a fact of living in a neighborhood. Same with kids running through lawns, people building structures without a permit, noisy backyard parties, etc.

Ah, you’re a ‘get off my lawn,’ ‘yell at clouds’ type. If you care about your property lines that much I’d recommend either putting up a fence or moving out of the suburbs.

What is your logic here? I’m genuinely curious.

I always just use this website:

I bet that Robotnik is from the same alien planet, and is in disguise throughout the movie.

This might be the best Kinja comment I’ve ever read.

That’s a lot of fucking candy for most occasions.

Mmmmmmmm, Flavacol.

What are the rules of sneaking food into a movie?

to feel better about spending $2,000 a month to live in a tiny two bedroom apartment with no less than two other people that they may or may not hate.

Counterpoint, from someone with plenty of family in St. Louis and who went to college there:

the tired trope of fatness being a byproduct of depression and laziness

The first game I ever beat was Super Mario World. I am old enough to have played games on the NES too, but I was a scrub from ages 0 to 5.