I’ve been let down by Obsidian enough. Pass.

Somebody else hire Julie Klausner to write, then

Gee it’s almost as if she had zero track record for originating and pitching successful projects

Gosh I hope she is able to funnel enough money to Scientology to maintain her Operating Thetanhood

Doesn’t say much for 2023-2024, then

Did he buy 100 of that shirt in 1989 or so

As if you’re going to listen to it

Or you could try a good actor for a change of pace

That’s the whole industry isn’t it. It’s always the fucking writers now. They are never first to get the credit... no, of course not. It’s always the “visionary” director. But look at the reviews here, even when an actor is fucking horrendous in something, it seems like it’s now never ok to mock an actor’s performance…

Rich Evans as George Lucas hopefully

It works better if you just dramatize a dramatic as fuck section of a musician’s life instead of compressing everything into a wig montage over the years. The stale standard template has been done so often, even the “classy” awards bait versions are a real snooze.

New York won that war a long time ago

Whatever happens, I’m sure it’ll be really dull to think about!

Champion of MST3K and a heckuva nice guy, Tom was a class act and will be missed.

Mark it: he’s got a major health issue that struck over the past few years and he’s going to hide it throughout the campaign and we’ll find out about it in 2025. That’s what’s behind the weight loss, not Melania fanfic

loved my NYC bagels for decades but the occasional addition of sausage, egg, and cheese sure hit the spot.

If you don’t like ‘em, people start pelting you with batteries. REMEMBER FRANK RIZZO

Yeah it worked much better as a loose riff on Lone Wolf & Cub like Star Wars riffed on Kurosawa and Flash Gordon. Mixing it with Filoni’s cartoon obsessions got boring quite fast.

I I I, Me Me Me, I I I

How dare you get her name wrong. Blasphemer.