Good lord that sounded awful

A long time ago some weirdo tried to repay a debt with an autographed picture of Mandy in “Chicago Hope,” thinking this was somehow valuable. It was so random and inexplicable and still pops into my mind whenever I see his name.

He still looks like a soggy rodent to me

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A man’s gotta eat

Man that’s some super bland taste

Not much of a moment.

He doesn’t even hit Lamberto Bava levels. Nothing he’s done hits the highs of something as batshit as Demons

“These seem to be following another trend we’re seeing in Star Wars projects right now, letting different creators with their own voices put their stamp on the franchise.”

I love that in your head, this is clever. It really says a lot about you, weirdo.

As if he would’ve been a good President that could pass legislation through Congress. He doesn’t have the people skills or relationships to build consensus. It would’ve been years of nothing but empty executive orders and people posting snake emojis about how he betrayed the left.

Imagine Bob Fosse’s speed-drenched reaction

Dani is the best Trek captain

I refuse to believe three of the slots on the most read articles list weren’t actually the cynical Amouranth stuff, judging by the frequency and comments engagement. I wonder what was behind leaving them out here. Not very prestigious in a best-of list?

It really isn’t, it’s still less meat than a restaurant burger, and surely you’ve managed to eat those without trouble

Yep. Looks nothing like that photo

I mean, it’ll look nothing like that. It’ll just be the size of a normal double cheeseburger considering the shit state of the patties these days

I resent “funny” commercials the most. I’m sorry I spent years working on them, America. Really. Forgive me. I hated myself throughout

christ, make your own with better quality ingredients for less money. Fresh cilantro. Mmmmm

If they tried to contact Valve, they would have provided a quote. Or they would note it at the end of the article as they do every other time they tried to get a response and get no answer. Which happens increasingly often to more and more companies here