Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

um, borat was great specifically because phillips got fired from it a week into filming.

When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

But most importantly Roth, how does winning 10 bucks from drew feel?

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

And I don't think he even wants to leave. This whole thing reeks of ruse. 

Power pop is cool like that.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

This is quite the inferno you’ve made for yourself.