Aye, you’ve got my steel, laddie.

God bless my meaty basketball golem!

I’ll admit, I was wrong, you were right.

I have been reading through this damn thread looking for a Sloan reference. Thank you!

“Will no one help the widow’s son?”

You remember that Monty Python skit, where Graham Chapman would put a bag over his head when he heard the word mattress? That’s me hearing the words “game six”, except instead of a bag over my head, I am curled up in the fetal position keening into my knees.

No Foolin

There is no kompromat. Daddy McCain died, so Lindsay found Daddy Trump.

Lipstick is the sexiest word.

I will occasionally get the overture stuck in my head....

Fucking Zaza Pachulia, the only person more despised here in SATX is Yolanda Saldivar.

AND WE’RE ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

So as a Spurs fan, should I be happy for Boban Marjanovich, or schadenfreuding for Kawhi?

But how are the Notlob Homebodys faring this season?

Pope Thrower makes me think about Bolt Thrower. Factor in Deicide Huxtable and there is a serious theme of 90's death metal names.

JIZYAH SHORTS

Happy Kampire is ridiculously over-seeded.

All is folly on the path to Jizyah Shorts’ inevitable triumph and 3,500 year reign. 

I remember Brad Lohaus - mostly because I had just read Art Spiegelman’s Maus before watching him in the Elite Eight - and kept hearing his name as LoMaus.

Maybe they can move to Notlob?