Almost shit my pants laughing! Bravo!

Would you prefer trickle up poverty?

OK commie. Have you ever lived in a communist nation? I suggest you put the drugs down and try it out.

Everyone knows that if an experiment doesn’t go your way, it’s stupid. You regressive jackasses are still looking for the reason why crooked Hillary lost. It’s pretty clear to everyone else.

Go live in North Korea commie!

Annual losses of over $5 billion!

I just did a poll of 100 people. Not one person has ever heard of Jezebel.

I’m noticing a shortage of baked goods

I bet Hulk Hogan can afford to pay for the wall :)

“it wasn’t easy for those of African heritage who had not come here voluntarily and yet in their own way were immigrants themselves. There was discrimination and hardship and poverty.” - Ayatollah Obama in 2015

#1 Sound is a puck going off the post, not even close. PS-global warming isn’t real

“historically successful Women’s March”...LOL Is that because of the historical amount of trash left behind? Successful because a few celebs made fools of themselves?

That’s great! Do you get a discount now?

If planned parenthood gets defunded the price for dead baby body parts will skyrocket.

Pick up a history book and read about Hitler. Making that comparison makes you sound completely uneducated and incapable of reason.

Are you really going to keep this shit up for 8 years? I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer. Now go pop a few pills and get back to sucking your thumb.

Democratic women for women’s rights huh? Meanwhile back in the Middle East, women were raped and murdered by the thousands and none of these women did anything to stop it.

These anti-abortion sickos are the worst. Wouldn’t they prefer to see the innocent fetus murdered? Wouldn’t they want to profit from the sale of the dead baby body parts? I’ll never understand people...

Put down your Marx and Orwell for a moment and see how unsuccessful communism has been and how much suffering it has caused. You are also a turd.

You should change your name to Mao Tse-tung.