A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.

Anyone with half of a mind knew Sestito was going to make that hit. And yeah, it’s a shitty hit, but Enstrom shows him his numbers two feet from the boards. And no, Sestito didn’t have time to pull up after that.

yeah, but try enjoying that while your dog is sniffing around.

Right, because veterans and widows have never ever been at a SOTU address before.

I’m a veteran, and I’m not “outraged” one bit.

Yeah, like Christie would ever turn down free meatloaf. Just look at his Facebook profile pic!

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

I love it. All you’re allowed to say about anyone who has died is that they were a good person and your thoughts and prayers go to a family you’ve never met. You can’t even say “dead” or “died,” you gotta roll with “passed away,” even if it was in a flaming car crash, avalanche or tiger attack.

That’s not rain in Washington D.C.! It’s snowflakes melting all over America!

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Not sure if this is the dumbest opinion piece I’ve wasted 5 minutes on today, but hard to imagine anyone could beat it.

It’s fascinating to see the product of a communist-prepared propaganda driven education. I realize most visitors here have their bias at so firmly in place they’ve already tuned out - but in the off chance this is actually published I’ll take a stab at it. Admittedly, I’m the product of a public school education…

I’ve got to hand it to so many in these comments — the desperation is palpable.

You idiots still dont get it. Trump is an inditement of both of the parties and now they both get to deal with him. We have a broken political system where our leaders sell out the voters, the country and each other all day every day. Special interests dont care who wins because they own both sides.

The liberal media is a joke. First your polls were deliberately skewed. Then celebrities and their lames start harrassing electors and trying to mess with the process. Then you suddenly have an issue with the electoral college since things didnt go your way. Now Trump is Putins puppet and Buzzfeed made the news to fit…

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“The powder in Colorado is amazing year round!”

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

was he black? because if he was black and he didn’t have a gun, that’s racism. #BLM

Hey Ashley,