O’Malley, you would be a decent candidate if Clinton wasn’t running. Between you and Sanders you’d easily get the most moderate voters. But Standing between the two of them won’t get you anywhere, and trying to look hip and young isn’t going to change that.

I remember seeing her talk about how angry men got that she didn’t look like a teenager anymore.

“I need a drink!” is pretty much just another way of saying “I need a break!” which is normal, especially with having THREE KIDS and you know, OTHER PARTS OF YOUR LIFE.

A fellow parent gave you the stink-eye for calling your kid a jerk? There is not a parent alive who hasn’t called their kid that or worse. I love my little boy dearly, but there are times when he’s a real asshole; I have no issue saying this.

The judge reportedly said she downgraded the charges because the elements of “cruelty and treachery” were not proven.

It’s the trans panic defense, which is another iteration of the gay panic defense, which states that masculinity is so fragile that any action or situation that could call someone’s heterosexuality or masculinity into question for even a second would be sufficient justification for murder.

Bob Saget is slowly morphing into Danny Devito.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

I love Cher’s love of emojis so much! It reminds me of how I used to put stickers all over my homework cause I thought it would make the teacher happy and therefore give me a better grade.

What the hell, Cher? That looks like a Trump tweet with more emoji.

So he became Hemsworth the greater by eating all the others?

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

Allen thinking Spencer was Bobby is kinda hilarious. I spent a smooth 5 minute laughing at this.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

This patriotic hijab wearing woman is the boss and with everything in the news making me sad and angry, her bad-assery is like a soothing balm.

This was my Leia jam when I was a kid. Loved this figure:

In the 70s, I had the Barbie-sized Leia doll. Then my brother took down her hair donuts, and I could never get them to look right after that. Needles to say, his Steve Austin doll met a horrible end involving our creek and some rocks.