IDK, I think red lip prints all over a baby would be pretty cute.

I was literally at one of Dr. DeGrasse-Tyson’s talks last night, and he said something simultaneously disturbing and profound. I’m paraphrasing, but he said ‘if we let someone like Trump get this far, then a change of leadership isn’t going to fix our problems; because our real problem is ourselves’.

Nice how a tweet can also serve as an IQ test.

THIS is the only tweet worth sharing today.

Speaking of ... did no one else notice that Kevin Spacey signed that tweet “K(spaceship emoji)“ ?!?!

Normally I'd be mad, but I can't be mad at this. Coco looks phenomenal and her baby is cute.

Try rising insurance premiums and blood pressure Sarah.

In fairness, that’s a small baby.

“undercooked”

I can’t help making this face every time I see someone with thick gloss kissing a poor helpless baby

Someone needs to suck it up and just touch the damn thing already. Otherwise he’s just going to keep asking.

One boob is bigger than her entire baby.

yeah, or like “turns out she’s a lesbian” and has been punking us all these years. and that she loves goat herding.

Incomparable.

K-Sleazy

Better yet, a mission to ‘Bwoono Maws’!

I hear Eddie vedder singing it

Something I learned in Louis’s preschool was the saying ‘mamas always come back.’

‘I think so.’ And I asked why, and he just said, ‘Because she’s my sister.’

OH sweet jesus, my horomones are not okay with this plus that damn baby holding video. for fucks sake.

The more I read about her, the more I really, really like Sandra Bullock. She is a good, intelligent person.