Fixed! 

The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I keep seeing statements either explicitly or implicitly talking about the intent of the law, and excuse me as its been a long time since I did case law research for litigators, but I thought that relying on the legislature’s intent was reserved generally for situations where there are ambiguities in the language of…

The mechanics in this case DID attach all the wheels to the car with the lug nuts and tighten them. They admitted to not tightening them with a torque wrench to the correct specs.

“The mechanics in this case DID attach all the wheels to the car with the lug nuts and tighten them.”

No they didn’t. Allow the Ph.D in Mechanical Engineering to step into what is very clearly NOT your expertise. You cannot tighten lugnuts on a wheel and have said wheel come off in two fucking blocks. They were not…

First of all, I don’t have a law degree, but the lawyer I spoke to for the article does, and he disputes your characterization of what the law is “supposed”to do (I read the law as well and think he’s got a point).

*Sets up roadside, self-certified, wheel-tightening stands outside Michigan auto shops.

Like wtf...Glad I don’t live in Michigan. Sounds like some corrupt bullshit. A simple google search brings up a pep boys article. According to the judges your all done a sentence into #4...

You’re seriously arguing there’s nothing unfair about not re-attaching the tires to a car before giving it back to the customer? That is really your position here?

I offer a free complimentary tire rotations to these judges ! Perharps they will understand later why tightening the wheels nuts is quite important...

It gets better:

Got a better idea. They are not allowed to turn down anyone asking to help them move. 

Usually when people react dead face calm after something like that its just a different reaction to shock, but nope he just seems to have no qualms with flipping a car at 200 MPH. Damn.

Tax more vehicles that pollute more. Definitely an unpopular move but it works. (most) People do not care about the environment. They will start to care when it affects their wallet.

Waaaaa?!?!?! This is fantastic. Plus this entire sentence from his wiki page:

“But I like to sit up high!”

Missed chance: No stickers on the bottom of the race cars.

Single roll with a quarter turn. Near perfect landing.
Difficulty 7.5/10. Execution 9.5/10.