If you paws for a second they look ruffly similar.

He ‘borrowed’ daddy’s car and didn’t want to put extra miles on the speedometer. Everyone know that the speedometer doesn’t count up when you’re in reverse. Duh.

What would be the recommended time to allow for a good stay in Japan? I know it depends on how much time I can take off, money, etc etc. But to truly travel and spend some quality time seeing Japan, how much time would you recommend?

My boss actually showed me this- When you catch up to them at the light, pass them again because traffic karma will eventually catch up to them, or whatever have you, you look them straight in the eye... and start slowly, sarcastically clapping.

I don’t agree. Why is Toy Story 3 better than Wall-E and why is UP ranked SQUIRREL!

Source of the Nile River.

If love hadn’t already won the Internets today (and the next long while) this would. So many stars. This shall win Internets another day.

Sorry sir. Your waitress/waiter does not give enough shits about you that they give you their undivided attention and “hover over [you], fingers twitching, until the very instant someone puts down a fork. Like vultures, they then promptly snatch up the silverware — along with everything else”. You don’t have your…

I want to give you all the stars!

Ok. I can agree with this. Though our ages of responsibility/ blame may differ I can agree with you on the parents who fall below the mark at any stage should not be let off the hook.

What do you have to say to the parents of Ted Bundy, Richard Storlett, Lorin Gunderson, and the many others that had/ have psychological abnormalities or simply made their own choices? Are you going to blame the parents that they didn’t try hard enough? That they didn’t love them enough? Didn’t give a long enough time…

I thinks I smell a troll..

Japanese concentration camps. Look them up. Thanks for playing too.

My Monday needed this. Thank you.

HAHA I’ve won a battle with our core at 2% and theirs at 100%. It was intense but epic.

THEY ARE CALLED COURTESY TRAYS!

Damn onion cutters.

Both. If you believe you only get one chance at this life then why not live it to the fullest. So what if it’s not ‘future proof’? It’s a great as hell story to tell the kids and grand kids when your 80 and a retired biomed engineer. The suit and tie career didn’t start until you were 30? O well. Just like any other…