This post... this post, ... it had EVERYTHING!!!!

The 3 year-old boy was standing on his chair, pants down around his ankles, peeing. Directly into a cup. Grandma is seated next to him holding said cup.

Well you could easily spend a month there and still be discovering Japan. But I’d say shoot for at least 2 weeks, you’re going to want to spend at least several days each in Tokyo, Kyoto, some rural towns...

Two years later, the first children.

This dude don’t lie, Nuke School is a goddamn *bitch*, regardless if you’re going in Enlisted or Officer. It is a 100% pain in the ass, and something you can be absolutely proud of when you’re done. Not everyone can learn the ins and outs of nuclear reactors and the electrical and/or mechanical systems they power in…

I yearn for the day that this happens to me so I can tell them to go fk themselves... WHY WON’T IT EVER HAPPEN!!?!?!?!?!

I swear I would watch live action recreations of Behind Closed Ovens—Like American’s Most Wanted but dumber. And MUCH funnier.

Fuck YES. I hung up my Canadian Pride hybrid flag a few hours ago in honour of my USian friends too. So happy for everyone who’s been waiting for this for years!

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

[Here’s the late Richard Burns helping to establish the Subaru mythos, sliding through the 1999 WRC RAC Rally of Great Britain. Photo Credit: Getty Images]

Jay Smooth has one of the best responses to Rachel Dolezal that I have seen. Worth a watch:

as a former barista: FUCK FRAPPUCCHINO LADY AND EVERYTHING SHE STANDS FOR. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE A DICK ABOUT YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE REQUEST.

Artist: Alexandros | Track: Wataridori | Album: Wataridori/Dracula La (single)

He identifies as an angel, duh.