Reid called Jenkins a “sellout,” as well as—in what might be an NFL first for a player talking about another player—a “neo-colonialist.”

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

Also, several readers have reached out to me to suggest I watch previous seasons before I review this show. To them and anyone else who feels this way, I politely say...fuck no. That is not the point of this series! Thank you. 

Susan Collins should’ve had to make that condescending, trashfire speech to Dr. Ford’s face.

I feel fucking terrible for Dr. Blasey Ford.

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I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

Braun: “I’m just happy we got the win. This is exactly how you want to kick off the new year.” 

Amateur. All Minihane had to do was yell “Stay!” to keep him on the line.

It’s the second time in a month Brady has walked out when Guerrero’s name comes up, so if he thinks shutting down interviews are going to stop the media from asking about Guerrero, he must not be drinking enough TB12 Electrolytes.

You’re with me, Jennifer.

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

The Andre the Giant documentary was fantastic. The 30 for 30s he produced have, for the most part, been great. I do not like complimenting Bill Simmons or seeing him happy, but the only good things he’s created in this world are sports documentaries; and I’m fully aware that he has children.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

I’m just here to see if any Panthers fans try to defend the ruling so I can find out if there are any Panthers fans.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Also, the same number as his rape charges.

So who was their Rooney rule interviewee?

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career