A study of Michelle Obama’s outfits in her first year in the White House, by New York University finance professor David Yermack, found that stocks of design firms and retailers typically spiked after she wore their apparel.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

To make this story more palatable, here’s a friendly reminder that the Cowboys are currently 2-3.

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

That show sucked bigly.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Come on guys, they’re not really his ‘children’. They’re cyclons in disguise.

I’ve only ever seen her stuff at places like Marshalls or TJ Maxx or on amazon. Before all this trump president fever dream nightmare, I sort of equated her brand as slightly down market than Jessica Simpson (I will admit to owning more than few Jessica Simpson dresses).

Al Swearingen and Mr. Wu fined $39.8 million using the same scale.

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

“And just imagine how much better he would be if he had a father figure like me in his life”

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

When it was under construction they would keep working on it straight through A’s games. It was pretty awesome.