One caveat of this contract:  Simmons may not, under any circumstances, appear on camera or do any voice-over work.  I’m good with that.

High probability that this clown was a C-minus student in high school.

I don’t see Ken Starr’s name.  He must be in on this.

This won’t come back to bite CP3. No chance.

I don’t even know where to see Newsmax. All I know is that other, allegedly smart, cable networks give airtime to their CEO Christopher Ruddy. Who usually blathers on how smart Trump is. In other words: lies through his teeth.

She’s alright . . . she’s alright . . . she’s alright . . .

The Wolf rules. And now she’s a comedy rock star.

If you’re a Sinclair employee you’re a whore. And not the respectable kind.

Of course he won. It’s LA. LA is despicable. And Kobe remains overrated.

Must be exhausting being so pissed off all the time.

NBC’s primetime coverage is reality-show shitty. Rather than always trying to concoct storylines, how about just covering the events and let the stories develop on their own?

We disowned Fred X faster than Belichick disowned Aaron Hernandez. Fact.

Agree on all points. I live in California (I still have my Eagle season tickets, just in case. “Just in case” happened this year). I’ve told my sons (10 and 8) that if you’re ever at a cold-weather game with snow, the best snowballs should have a C-battery packed into it. It has the proper mass-to-volume ratio for…

I was there. That piece of shit Rodney Harrison ran by the entire Eagle bench doing it at the end of the game. But he’s a class act according to Tony Dungy. Fuck Tony Dungy. Fuck Rodney Harrison. And fuck TB-12.

Stanford is as bad as Michigan State or Penn State. These big universities don’t give a shit as long as their sports teams generate revenue and the endowment continues to be funded. Fuck them all.

Maybe he can hire Trump as commissioner. His experience causing the the USFL to auger in will be useful.

Piece of shit. Always has been. Always will be.

“I have a hot eastern European wife.” So he still hasn’t talked to a woman without first giving his credit card number.

They forgot to get Tony Dungy build a team for him to coach first. Well done Dumber.

Why is this douchebag allowed to work in media? Just because you were born with the ability to run really really fast, doesn’t give you capability to do anything else. Like tackle. Like run a school. Like speak coherent sentences on television. Prime time was over 20 years ago. Go away ignorant fool.