Look: one authoritarian twat supporting another. Belichick is a sorry excuse for a human being, just like his “friend.” Wonder how his players feel about his support of a complete racist?

We might not get 4 years if missiles start flying. This is a real possibility with this asshat.

Sure we’ll be here in 4 years? This is Mr. “we have nuclear weapons, why don’t we use them.?”

I am reaching out for your guidance and your pussy . . ., oops, I meant help.

Agitate. Agitate. Agitate.

Ever travel overseas? People typically hate our government but love Americans. Well, that’s just been changed by mouth breathers who would rather spend 2 weeks at a KOA 5 miles from their home than trying to see some of the rest of the world. We are so fucked. And we deserve to be fucked.

Why does anyone care what Schilling says at this point? He’s a discredited fraud. I hope he runs against Elizabeth. It’s worth it just to watch him humiliate himself. Again.

She’s a bag of hammers and a box of rocks rolled into one. Offended by bullying on Twitter? Does she know what her husband’s favorite pastime is? She’s basically a clothes hanger with a hairdo that gets weirder every time I see her. Do they share a stylist?

Oh look. Another awards show created by Dick Clark. There are probably 10 of them. Yet you treat it like it’s something special. You’ve forgotten a basic rule in life: Dick Clark before he dicks you.

Bill Murray backlash starts . . . now. (Cubs fans will become what Red Sox fans have become—unbearable front-running dicks).

Please check in all of your “dick kicking” jokes here for clearance—we have a predictably unprecedented volume and need to be selective in what we let through. Thank you. The Management.

I always wonder who watches this shit on CBS (see also: Big Bang, CSI: Everywhere) and then I remember that 40M people are about to vote for Donald Fucking Trump. This country is toast.

Lebron is the rightful heir to Jordan—a small whining crybaby in a large person’s body. He’s trying to be the living embodiment of Jordan’s HOF speech.

So Comrade Trump has good accountants. But what about Moose and Squirrel?

Dan Snyder will give this guy a raise. Dickish behavior is prized in the organization.

“I can not take 16 days to write this blog post.” Don’t be an asshole. Yes, you write words, maybe the best words (please check with our Orange Overlord on this). But Dylan earned this—he’s quoted almost like Shakespeare—although it’s been verified that Dylan really wrote his songs. The same can’t be said about the…

Cheese lives matter.

I thought the minor league season had ended. Why are these 2 still playing?

Ever sit on a jury? It’s a horrifying glimpse of how stupid most people are.

Production values from ‘90s cable access? Check. Lead anchor named Boris? Check. Vladimir Putin approves this “channel.”