Oh look. An angry old racist supporting another angry old racist.

Lemonade? Delicious. (Which Trump brother is slimier? I know, rhetorical question).

That’s a winning look in the background.

And then Robert Duvall will visit Hillary and convince her to off herself.

Let him run against Elizabeth Warren. She’ll make him cry without raising her voice.

Jesus hates Tebow.

2 things: 1) if Kellyanne is smart, she’s already hired Billy Bush since he can control Trump. 2) Melania doesn’t realize that in 2 years she’s done and Trump will marry a mannequin who never ages.

I’d place a large wager that this will be the result of the investigation.

I think Goodell is getting advice from Gary Bettman.

When I fly I always avoid Delta since I prefer an actual airline.

This is jacked-up. And the fact the ~40M Americans are going to vote for Donald Trump, even though he will lose in landslide, shows how fucked up this country is.

How does this little obnoxious shit have any leverage? He should be fired on his lack of talent alone.

Stupid fuck. In the meantime, he’s busy posting links on Twitter claiming that Indiana is the best state in the US for business while California is one of the worst. California—with the 5th largest economy in the world. Dipshit.

Giving the DC sportswriters something to complain about it all winter, besides Dan Snyder.

Hello friends! Racist prick alert.

But wait . . . there’s more!! My guess is that the next big Trump stories will drop either Sunday or Monday night, just prior to the next debate. Get your popcorn ready. He’s going to have an aneurysm on live TV.

People. People who need people. Are the luckiest people in the world. Except in this case.

At this point for Trump it’s aneurysm vs. stroke before the election. I’m going with aneurysm during the next debate.

By the end of the day tomorrow this will be a form letter sent to hundreds of media outlets. “Dear Cat Fancy: . . . “