Correct call, plain as day. Although Rod Gilmore couldn’t see it from the replays. Time to send him to the Pac 12.

Kevin Johnson and his wife are both criminals. Fuck them both with a barbed wire fist. On pay-per-view.

Remember when CNN was a reliable news source? I don’t.

For all his post-season success, Bumgarner is a pickup truck commercial come to life. Here’s a tip: shut the fuck up Otis--it’s almost hunting season for you. And a barely AAA player just got in your head.

Why would you think “Ivanka Trump would rise above this?” Like her father, she’s an empty brand. Grow up.

Rivera obviously spent the offseason doing graduate study at the Andy Reid School of Advanced Clock Management.

Later needs to stay in his lane. Go back to interviewing dumbasses like Ryan Lochte and the “stars” of new soon-to-be-cancelled NBC TV series.

The smug “it’s an even year, they’re going to get it done and we’ll have another parade” attitude is being wiped out of the Bay Area day-by-day. Kershaw’s back Friday. Long road ahead.

The take away for Ryan is this: never lie to Matt Lauer.

Tony Stewart approves this ruling.

This might be the most Harbaugh move ever. Your move Jim.

But he still can’t get any financing from a US-based financial institution. Fucking fraud.

This surprises anyone?

Nemecheck is an asshole. He’s going to get intentionally wrecked every race for the next year and he deserves it. And NASCAR is run by assholes (see also the France family).

Almost every sportscaster or sportswriter, from John Madden to Peter King, creams their jeans about Lambeau. Have any of them ever sat in the bleacher seats (Bleacher seats? What is this, 1920?) wedged between typical Packer fans (basic diet: sausage, sausage, sausage, Old Mildew, sausage) only to find their seat…

58. Getting worse. People are proud of being uneducated/stupid. Thinking is too hard for a lot of people (not most, but a lot).

When the fuck is this sweaty ball of pure cholesterol going to either get indicted or hit the floor with a thud? Now that I think about it, the first will likely be immediately followed by the second. The Ken Lay way.

Exactly. Woody Guthrie’s song clearly states what this country is about, far better than a shitty poem set to an English drinking song. “This land is made for you and me.”

They were showing Chrysler commercials, featuring what color Bob Costas hair is today (he has mood hair) and some soft-focus up-close-and-personal feature. Sports are supposed to be live—that’s the drama of sports. Network TV, your time is done.