Since Canadians are too nice to say it, I will: Wade is an asshole.

Fuck Penn State and anyone who continues to defend Paterno. And his family should just hang their heads, shut the fuck up and soak in the knowledge that he wasn’t a saint, but an evil motherfucker who got off easy by dying.

Can someone remind NBA referees that at this time of year complete incompetence is the purview of NHL referees? Thank you.

Because it’s the Morgan Hill, CA police who renowned for issuing speeding tickets for people going 11 MPH over the speed limit. No incremental revenue in pushing this case.

This is what happens when your fork is too heavy.

Night night.

The correspondent’s dinner is a complete waste of time. It’s time to terminate it. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

He majored in “Shill” at Berkeley.

Wait until next week when Kyle intentionally wrecks Edwards. I hope they have a camera on Joe Gibbs when that happens. Because it will.

There goes his knee. Book it.

“Wait, they’re not the same?”—Donald Trump

Eff the Blackhawks. Eff Shaw. And most of all eff rapey Kane (he’ll be back in trouble soon—he can’t help it). Enjoy the rest of the playoffs at home.

Hey, where are all the so-called “great” Giant’s fans? The place is freaking empty—no wonder the seagulls took over. Maybe one too many Journey songs sent them home early. Front-running assholes.

Time to terminate the Olympics. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

HOF player, no doubt. But this shit is way over the top. All of a sudden he’s a nice guy. He’s a prick. Ask Shaq.

The bully is being bullied. Enjoy that bloody nose, asshole.

Jack finished 2nd in majors 19 times. Didn’t hurt him too badly.

You had to drag Cam Newton into this, didn’t you? Now someone’s going to spend weeks coaxing him back into daylight again. You dicks.

Don’t force your bullshit on everyone else. I was raised Catholic. My bullshit meter was calibrated and tuned by the time I was 12. Fuck off.

I like turn-left-turn-left racing, but fuck the France family and fuck NASCAR. Oh, and fuck the invocation. The invisible man in the sky doesn't give a shit about sports.