Jerryworld fucked up a Super Bowl (the NFL does this on a regular basis on their own), but now they’ve fucked up Wrestlemania. Can the GOP move from Cleveland to Jerryworld this summer? It would be an even better shitshow than it already will be.

People who shop at Trader Joe’s are low-rent Whole Food customers. In either case, the clientele is annoying as shit.

OK. Then this guy needs to be officially surprised when Lebron takes his “talents” somewhere else again.

Brian Dawkins in Utah?

Hey Michigan: enjoy Harbaugh while he lasts. One year down, three to go.

“We are a forum, not a judge. Public health and science be damned.”—Bobby D.

Texas. Yee-ha!!!

Bad example, Bryce. Cam smiles and laughs until he loses. Then he stomps off and pouts like 3 year old who’s been put on timeout.

Nice rant. Brand.

Godwin’s going to have to redefine his law: “For any an online discussion or mention of Donald Trump, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler starts at 1.”

You have a functioning brain. You’re screwed Chris.

52-5? Also note when they do lose a game, they don’t act like a 7 year old with shitty parents, like Cam Newton.

So predictable and right on time. Way to be lazy.

Kanye: Who. Fucking. Cares. Ignore him and his wife and they will go away. Please fucking comply. (of course, this would leave Jezebel with about 3 posts/day).

Black Trump.

Gary Bettman can actually write 22 pages of anything? I find that hard to believe.

If you quit reporting on them, they’ll go away. Please try.

Kayne is a brand. Nothing more. He will be completely forgotten, except for the fact he was a Kardashian (and they will go away too). And it will happen sooner than they realize.

Let’s talk about how Superman went after his own fumble.

However, you can be an owner who had to pay his way out a sexual assault charge, be found guilty of not reporting a felony (plea bargain deal) and only avoid prison by turning into a witness for the state, but still get into the Hall of Fame. That’s the NFL.