TO makes it by numbers alone. As for the 49er fans chiming in—only Rice was better than TO. Dwight Clark? STFU—one hairball catch is not a HOF career. One other thing: I’m glad Super Bowl week is over here in the Bay Area because Joe Montana will have to climb back into his hole like a groundhog and won’t come out…

Hey Stan: how about a barbwire covered fist up your fundament instead? Taxpayers will gladly pay for that.

Guess the wings weren’t as good as his mom’s chicken sue flay.

The King is Dead. Long live the Blatt.

Who cares about any of these dipshits? Twitter is the worst.

“Apparently somebody had to pay for the offensive line’s failures.” Hey Hoodie—you choose the players. Injuries happen and in years past you were praised as a genius for overcoming them. And now you throw this poor bastard under the bus? Great move. Kraft will never see through this. Stay classy, dickhead.

Be nice. She’s on the dollar bill.

Let’s remember things you mention to your therapist. This is not worth noting.

That’s a fucking puddle jumper. There is no real first class. Chill out bitch and leave the dog at home with your kids.

Chuck does not approve of this post. Wake him up and remind him.

Why the hell is Danny Kannell on TV talking about NFL football? He should be in some swamp-infested part of Florida selling Kias.

J. Lo couldn’t get on the real diva stage at Caesars? She’s now officially off-brand.

I hope Niner fans are ready for the same 12 offensive plays over and over and over and over, spaced 21 seconds apart.

I love the game of hockey, but the NHL is the worst run professional league on the planet. Fuck Gary Bettman with a barbed-wire covered fist.

The Golden Globes are the only awards show worth watching, if only for people like Ricky calling bullshit on these show business phonies. Awards season is a farce—these people give each other a reach-around on live TV for 3 months and we’re supposed to care? Sorry you got the vapors over the Ricky G/Mel Gibson…

Doesn’t matter now with the Vikings loss. If I were one of Peterson’s kids I’d already be hiding.

How about some cheese with the that whine? Nantz/Simms go out of there way to call you Adam, but you’re the same dude you were when you came into the league. Go chew on some tinfoil.

Chip’s already there, ready to break Winston.

I hope they give the 11 PM Sportscaster anchor chair to Flo from Progressive.

She must need the extra time to buy a worn-out sweater and a cane for her court appearance.