5. Buttigieg did a respectable job, but did not get enough air time. He poses himself as the most progressive moderate and a voice of reason.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

The team behind the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer just breathed a big sigh of relief. 

boasting performances (-ish?) from such well-paid actors as Idris Elba, Dame Judi Dench, Taylor Swift (because of fucking course), Ian McKellen, James Corden, and Jennifer Hudson.

“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother

Looking forward to it.

Jesus, man. That “Don’t touch Grayson!” was clearly sarcastic. 

+1 swept leg.

Was Grayson Allen in the Cobra Kai at some point ?

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Sounded for a moment like he wanted to punch clear through him and hit Krzyzewski

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Im copy and pasting this and sending it to Joe Biden.

Hannah Gadsby. It’s right in the title. You have the most powerful research tool the world has ever known at your fingertips. Look her up.