Same, but Mitch McConnell is also on my short list. 

Zimmerman’s attorney and founder of conservative legal rights group Judicial Watch, Larry Klansman said “The nation should applaud Mr. Zimmerman”

+1 kiss from a rose

Rumor has it that her next album will contain a banjo version of George Clinton’s “Flashlight.”

i’m going to paraphrase what I usually say about cities and racism:

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

If there is a god of baseball, he/she seems to agree that the chop is bad.

LOLOLOLOL

... and flights of zany-pajamas-clad angels sing thee to thy rest.

Maddon to the Giants?

But what about the Cardinal Way (of being a generally miserable human being)?

I’m a Dodger fan, so I will hope those big blue idiots finally win a title, so I can move on to never caring how they fare in a season or postseason ever again.

By god! You can’t wipe your ass with the unwritten rules, people! Show some respect!

Imagine treating a donation to an alleged pedophile/ephebophile like an incorrect Postmates order.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

I just went to his FB page, which is still open btw, and insulted him on every post back to June. 

HE HATE TEAMS

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

Red red whine

H/T to former Deadspin video editor Tim Burke for showing Simone’s routine in super slo-mo.