My takeaway is that if Kyrie plays like Kyre and the Bucks don’t have a collective fever dream from three-point range, then Boston wins it in 5 or 6.

The game is uglier than one of Ratto’s sweaters.

I don’t want a whole season of it; just a two- or three-hour miniseries that reunites the cast for the funeral of President Bartlet. You can tell lots of stuff in flashback (thus allowing for Martin Sheen to get some screen time standing up), but you aren’t burdened with trying to make continuity make sense.

My fan…

Ray, get up earlier in the day and watch a Boston team that actually plays like a team and does the unimaginable: makes Kyrie Irving someone worth rooting for.

No doubt Vlade is going to reach out to his former teammate and mentor in all things basketball —Magic Johnson— to coach Sacramento next year.

Thanks to toxic masculinity, this is the only way major leaguers know how to ask for a hug.

Geno reminds me of William H. Macy.

So many of these belong in this year’s East-West Bowl Game.

As long as Tom Izzo is patrolling the sideline like a malodorous troll, having someone to hate will be easy. Even though as a Purdue alum, I could always muster some distaste towards Texas Tech for having prolonged Bobby Knight’s own career of oafishness and student-athlete abuse.

I’ll root for Virginia just because it…

How does putting parents in jail encourage kids to work within the system?

God, now I’m seeing this as my seven-year old twin girls. Thank you!

I was thinking Bill Laimbeer, but I’m old.

Celtics fans everywhere are looking forward to the summer drama.

One correction: while the refs were looking at the replay to see if Buddy got bumped and where, Brad Stevens called everyone over and supposedly mapped out the play for after the free throws.

I predict that somehow, Grunfeld will engineer a trade with Mark Davis of the Raiders such that it will cause the Capitals to implode, because that’s how stupid they are.

This is the NBA version of a Strindberg play.

Forsooth, m’lord: I have a trade for you! Attend me, if you will!

Albert, I hear your cry for help. But next time just post “I’m a Wizards fan and I’m bitter about John Wall’s exploding Achilles and my team sucking just as badly as the Pels.” We’ll be able to get you the help you need more quickly.

Lonzo Ball is managed by Obama’s anger translator?

Whether you have sympathy for the players or not, it doesn’t change that the ownership is colluding to supress wages.