How does anyone become a Wizards fan unless you are going back to the Hayes and Unseld days?

It is not the Celtics fault your team signed Wall to an albatross of a contract nor that your ownership and management has been the mutant marriage of John Y. Brown and Rick Pitino. Give AD the chance to play for *ahem* the most storied franchise in the history of the NBA. 

Because defense —I mean, Bill Russell/Michael Cooper sort of defense— is equally cool, I propose the following: The offensive team will be awarded foul shots and possession of the ball if the defender impedes the player without making contact with the ball. Simple, easy to see live and in a replay, and it still allows…

Trump’s Education Secretary is Dolores Umbridge, so it makes sense his Commerce Secretary is Potter.

Michael, I think you missed an element of whiteness here that fairly jumped out at me.

I look forward to Kuzma’s eventual demand to be traded away from the shadow of LBJ and the Celtics aquiring him for yet another defective point guard.

Time to cue the soundtrack music.

He looks like Norman Osborne from the Spider-Man comic book, so now he is looking even more like a super-villain.

The Subs trusted the Wizards to be accurate and competent communicators. Do you see the problem here?

The DNA Lounge in SF. If they have a Monday Night game, it can open for Death Guild and Monday Night Hubba.

Step 1: Listen to the black woman.

Good article, Steve. For the longest time my view of the Hall of Fame and who deserves enshrinement has been “Did they change the way the game is played or the way we see the game?” along with Keith Olbermann’s “were they among the best at their position for the span of their career?” You’ve made me add another…

Glad to know I’m not the only one who flashed back to this moment of historic failure.

At what point does Gruden’s picture go into the infrared and is invisible to human eyes?

I worked for AT&T Yellow Pages when it was bought by a private equity firm in 2012, re-branded YP and then systematically had its local customer service centers (all of which were under union contracts) shut down and relocated to a non-union shop about a year afterwards.

Here’s my Steph Curry “Why The Fuck Not?” idea:

Half the Lakers bench was worried he might take their job?

Even as I write this, the White House is preparing to dispatch hundreds of real estate attorneys and property flippers to the Carolinas to assist in helping people with gold bathroom fixtures buy the damaged houses of evacuated residents after Hurricane Florence has lowered property values.

Jon Gruden: the white Art Shell.

The Celtics loss in 2010 was less on Perk going down than it was that Doc forgot he could actually let Tony Allen play a little in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. Or anyone else that wasn’t the starting five.