I’ll guess their insurance companies is having them do this to lower liability...kind of like removing all the booze from The Colorado Lounge during the winter shutdown...

All this talk of about the Tiger King, a nation locked down by pandemic with a reality show host as president...truly, we live in a failed state. I’d literally rather read bullshit about Arianna Grande’s natural hair than have to hear another fucking word about the “Tiger King.”

Yea......news flash. The one thing I WON’T be doing is going outside to break into a fucking Jimmy Choo’s - unless they make edible ones, you guys are safe.

Gotta rub sardine oil all over him first though.

I think she (with the help of at least one other person) killed him, chopped his body up and just tossed the pieces in a big cat cage for them to eat like they do the big pieces of other animals. 

Your scheme needs more meth.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

He always does. Literally started the morning he won his primary when talking about Andrew Gillum on national television. 

Of course the takeaway here is that Republican policies are pretty fucking unpopular with a majority of voters. President Imbecile just straight up said it out loud.

So did Trump today:

It’s one thing if they are good ol’ American germs! People are willing to die from those to preserve our economy! But we don’t want no filthy foreign germs!

DeSantis said the quiet part out loud.

So, I live in a really small coastal town. Normally we get the summer people in late May, early June. About 9-10 days ago, (just before the weekend) all the NY and NJ plates started showing up, obviously not self-quarantining, shopping in the local grocery store.....and today, we had our first case of Covid-19.....a…

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

I would love to know which medical professional recommended the practice.

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

Stay the fuck out of New Mexico, you idiots.

In over their head...doesn’t have a clue...blames everyone else for their ineptitude....

“For example, Florida, where Trump yes-man Ron DeSantis is governor, has reportedly received multiple shipments of the medical supplies they’ve requested to combat covid-19"