I must be living under a rock for I never ever have heard of him.

As the youngest, the most horrendous and offensive thing I can say to my family is, “I’m not raising my kid to do Shitty Thing My Parents Instilled in Their Kids. The cycle ends with me.”

Doom Eternal - Risen Edition

Oh yeah, I get Osteen is out there peddling his brand and he’s gotta spend his donors’ money to make money for himself. And I also get that many people are looking for some spiritual guidance to help them deal with this crisis.

At least for his weekly televangelism show, Osteen buys his airtime just like every other infomercial (he’s essentially a Guthy-Renker product, but with less consumer guarantees than they offer).

Not only did Goodall know about Hoffa....she was the pro brought over to do the hit. Forget all that “The Irishman” bullshit. It was The Englishwoman.

No snark here. Thank you for being out there doing the job.

Don’t be ridiculous.

That’s not a pull-up bar.
That’s the perch Jared hangs from when he sleeps during the day.
Also notice that there are no windows in the room to let in deadly sunlight.

Her teeth are terrifying.

COTD

Okay you know what?

I wonder if a disproportionate allocation of small business funding will go to her. (That’s rhetorical; that grifter will walk away with billions). After all - look at her sacrifice! - have we ever seen her without lashes on before? 

Well, she’s been able to pull herself up by her daddy’s name successfully.