Joe Don Baker IS Mittens.

My sister didn’t really understand why I loved the show so much until we sat down one rainy Saturday afternoon and watched “The Movie” on HBO.

“Wait, I actually have to LEAD?!”

Could’ve had a competent Stacey Abrams if that ignorant cracker asshole didn’t cheat.

“I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that.”

Oh JoCat...

Look, you are awesome and let no one say any different.

This,

I’m waiting for Dr Fauci to just fucking snap and call him out as a dirty liar.

“She IS the grouchiest.”

I also find this very plausible.

“This is your first conviction. This is not your first offense.”

“It’s interesting because people say, ‘I need the N95 mask. It costs more. It sounds like it’s heavy-duty. We’re Hollywood people, we can afford it,’”

Matthews be like

And where is that exactly? Maybe in bigger cities those places exist, but in smaller areas like mine we do have a GameStop. It’s a common joke/unfortunate truth of my town that people (particularly teenagers) go to Walmart to waste time, cause there’s nothing else to do here.

There’s a store near where I live called “Millenium Games” that has this as well. I buy my board game stuff there, and they also have a big room to play.