Telling managers to defy police and local municipal orders sounds pretty frantic to me. 

So The rule was more limp Bizkit and cats, right?

Stars!!!!!

Congrats to MonoArtan and the rest of the mentions. Cecil we made it back to prominence!!! And Zack what do you mean running gag I only see the greatest musician in history being brought the spotlight he deserves!!!

Putting aside the obvious sister-fucking happening here (emotional or physical, or both), what kind of asshole orders his girlfriend to sleep on the couch for 4 months while he stays in the bed? HE invited the guest to stay over, FFS, he should offer to take the couch!

Bison...like you’re veing chased by a herd of bison. lol

I went down the rabbit-hole, and my reaction was as follows:

Absolutely. That dude was shitting on the seat and jizzing in the shower before quarantine, the lady just can’t escape it now.

Absofuckinglutely

100% 

While I understand that being around the same person 100% of the time might get exhausting, I feel like most of these issues that the quarantine have sparked would have been there anyway, they’re just harder to hide now. If someone is acting like an entitled asshole, they were an entitled asshole before COVID came…

She rules. Really glad she provided some insight, even though it was incredibly grim.

That brother and sister are definitely fucking.

I’m so glad y’all got in touch with Alice M/ u/Ebbie45 for this post. That woman is a goddamn national treasure and has probably saved literally hundreds of lives via reddit. 

Well, clearly he was a sinner because God would have saved him otherwise.

Sadly, they do care. They care about population density...which means the liberal cities are still going to get hit with a Mack truck. It sucks so hard.

The virus doesn’t care, though.