Hey how did you find my grade school photo? This is an outrage.

Me finally at the bar:

I’m not sure if this is marginally better or significantly worse than last year’s Blood Trees.

GDI, Bob you magnificent bastard.

For one glorious week...

There’s gonna be lots of bus throwing under, and at this point I’m ambivalent as to who gets thrown first.

But God Bless Michael Harriot. I wish to god The Root could moderate a democratic debate.

Listen England, do not under any circumstances buy drugs from the U.S. They are overpriced and most of them are not even fun at a rave.

Which is also why they don’t really care about Russian meddling. What they want and the Russians want are essentially aligned, hence the “get over it” mentality over the subversion of our democracy.

PAINFULLY so. >_<

“You, uh... you don’t pay me.”

“Listen, you little shit.”

Release the Mouse into the public domain, you cowards.