Almost like they don’t actually give a shit about children when “crafting” these laws.

And THEN charge them with murder/manslaughter?

At least until we know what the hell’s going on.

Found the “pizazz” the media was whining about.

Really puts Nunes’ reaction into context, doesn’t it?

“White Phosperous”

Also, HOW IS THIS STILL A THING

Cast Octavia Spencer properly, you cowards.

a little bit of media training can’t overcome the fact that he’s never been truly accountable to anybody—except, perhaps, his mother. That’s what it means to be a prince, a royal duke.

It’s makin’ the trail mix of rat droppings and hair more difficult to get down.

Americans are desperate for fart content.

People have jobs, but adventurers have classes. Class defines an adventurer’s skillset: Wizards do magic, druids interface with nature, and barbarians hit things.

“It is essential that my resignation be seen as a protest and not as surrender,” she wrote in her letter of resignation to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

It goes on forever and it is everything.

“Waldorf?”