Well, they apparently don’t have my other childhood favorite, “The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix” so this’ll have to do.

Goddammit...

Richard Berman, the lobbyist who reportedly served as an inspiration for the film Thank You For Smoking, has joined the meat wars in connection with a “shadowy” organization called the Center for Consumer Freedom, according to a recent interview between Eater and Impossible Foods CEO Pat Brown.

Only came here for the seal wife yeet. Glad to not be disappointed. 

If someone asks me about my favorite games, I try to be general.

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It’s time for the spoopy.

I’m fucking sold.

Like the hotel deal Ivanka dealt with in 2012...

Who has the power to influence the alpha male president who does his own thing into doing crimes.

“Got them by surprise, they got caught,” Trump tweeted.

Or “The Rubio”:

Hell, they did it with Nixon, too. They defended up until they absolutely couldn’t any more.

This Taxicab Confessions reboot looks extra saucy.

And you’d think the Pizzagate people would be all over it since they’re so serious about getting the pedos.

they will turn it into a Walmart bathroom and we’ll all mail them dildos until they give up and go home.

They clearly haven’t experienced the wrath of the peoples of Philadelphia and of course, the Massholes.